Least Retarded Liberal
@tardedlib
Still retarded. Still a liberal: keepin' it classical. Usually just cracking wise or stirring the pot. Did my foolishness hurt your feelings, bud?
Do your best to subvert despair. Do not use language of defeat or disempowerment. You are not in a dystopian nightmare. You are in the rising action of a grand narrative that will echo through the annals of time. Seek and spread encouragement. We will conquer!
I'd be be pretty pissed too if God designed me to move around by jumping around on my ball sac
Every time I see a video of a kangaroo they’re trying to fight somebody why are they so angry??
I wasn't anywhere near ozzy osbourne at all i have never ever saw him in person at all
When the left tries to destroy someone’s life for speaking their mind, we reward them for their bravery
Had a nightmare the other night that Dreamworks did something to cast a shadow on the fucking moon to advertise the new Shrek film
Took too many prostate meds and it shrank my prostate so small I just pissed out a lil jelly bean
Stopped using weed and became 4x more addicted to Twitter
Big things happening in China
#BREAKING: China officially approves construction of a dam on Brahmaputra river, blocking all water access to India.
Why the fuck was Lump sitting alone in a boggy marsh?
Is there a single legitimate use to the federal government at this point? For all its power, it seems utterly incapable of doing anything of critical importance. We might as well be a confederation of states solving our own problems.
This is more or less what my gut instinct tells me to do to people who have scoliosis, so I'm not surprised it ended up being one of the treatments they tested.
This is how they treat scoliosis on children
tfw you drop a banger in the comments and X flags it as 'probable spam.' Bitch, I just posted it. No human has even read the post. Who the fuck is flagging my post as spam. @grok is it you?