Aaron
@AaronGeneric
Father, Maker, Aficionado of all things odd and uncommon, Foodie, Anime Lover, Ancient Merchant, I respond to trauma dumps with wildly inappropiate comments.
People on X are so fast with the news that normies say they're fake because googles not even caught up.
One of the mexicans just pulled out a baggy of cocaine when I told them the deadlines moved up...
Whaaaat? Imagine my surprise when I saw "the synagogue of Satan" is why I had to verify I was a human over the retard remarks XD.
Biggest conspiracy to ever exist is all the food companies putting GRAPEFRUIT in everything and calling it PASSIONFRUIT or CITRUS.
The mere fact that the media isn't using this situation against Trump in his failure to release the files says a lot. The fact that they're comparing us to Qanon speaks absolute VOLUMES.
Managed to score my kids a couple of the new Pokemon booster packs. My middle child once again pulls one of the top 5. Dude has a portfolio of cards worth more than most peoples checking accounts...
I occassionally have to remind my wife she knew I was a nerd long before we got married.
Someone asked me today how I dealt with my wife with her "Menopause madness."... I fuckin cheated bro. I cheated A LOT.
Had KFC for the first time in forever and it disgusts me that they use artificial chicken flavor.
As a kid I spent hours every day in front of a mirror, practicing contorting my face to emulate proper human emotion.
There are so many fuckin black people at Slim Chickens right now... turns out theyre giving away free chicken as a promotion for -checks notes- the All-American Rejects?... wtf is going on...
