ms doe 😈 friendly agricultural implement
@msdoedevil
for tar Valon, the flame endures. forty three years old. photographer. writer. designer. survivor. affirmation junkie. she/it. dms open for anything.
It’s one p.m. and I have barely managed to get up for cold water. I think I’m sick of pushing myself. Back to sleep it is, and fuck everything else. If anyone can help me meet the goal today, I’ll be very grateful. Beyond words. 25/150 #MutualAid ko-fi.com/doedevil
Urgent! I need to raise at least 150 before Monday to deal with a bill that could stop me from working or getting online. Any help would be appreciated! Thirty of you sending five bucks would fix me up! #MutualAidBoost #MutualAid
“Someone Digging in the Ground” —Jalaluddin Rumi
do you mind if i read you one of my favorite poems before i go back to the psych ward or are you just here for my tits
"Just buy rice and beans and sprouts! It's not expensive! " Sure. Staples are always goin to be inexpensive by comparison, but y'all don't find it weird that in Defending Your Ability To Cook w Shitty Ingredients you're also aiding the idea that only rich folk can eat well
I'm so tired of people making the argument about everything but the fact that groceries have fucking tripled in price Every basic is almost 2-3x what it was before. But right it's a personal issue if you can't afford to survive.
do you mind if i read you one of my favorite poems before i go back to the psych ward or are you just here for my tits
I can tell when I’m talking to ChatGPT and if you’re a nice person with good morals, that’s the least attractive thing you can do. I intentionally avoid the machine that thinks thoughts for me. Now you’ve brought it to interpret for you?
got invited to an early screening of Batman Begins, a move about a man who dresses as a bat, which begins with bats forming his logo. about 30 mins in, Bruce Wayne hears something scratching and squeaking in the manor local news anchor sitting next to me goes, “I bet it’s a bat”
share a piece of movie theater lore about yourself
It would’ve been way funnier had Gogeta not explained that he was a fusion and Freeza deadass thought another Super Saiyan leagues more powerful than him just showed up out of nowhere
DBS Broly is the best Anime movie ever produced😤
Oscars Add New Category For Best Casting of Pedro Pascal: ow.ly/zuGO50Wvi8m
Twitter was launched 19 years ago. What is your favorite tweet ever?
Twitter was launched 19 years ago. What is your favorite tweet ever?
The UK Online Safety Act means subreddits like /r/cider, the support forum /r/sexualassault, and /r/stopsmoking are now blocked for people under 18. Thank you @Jess4Lowestoft for protecting our CHILDREN from these sick freaks
"Bread and circuses" is when the government gives you something to prevent violent action... I'm just curious what everyone thinks is happening when they are taking it away.
THE UK BANNED R34 AND EVERY PORN WEBSITE
“Sweetie did you have a nice time at the no loads refused cumdump”
You're telling me my 70 year old parents are going to open their New Yorker subscription this week and learn about SNIFFIES!??!!
World War III starting because AI mistranslated some shit.
“interpreters and translators” at number one is a laugh if you know anything about languages
you can venmo me instead fyi. it will also do nothing to improve your life but as long as we’re just throwing money away i figured i would mention it
you can venmo the United States to help pay off the national debt
🚨🇮🇱🇹🇭 BREAKING: A group of ISRAELI TOURISTS were beat up by transgenders in Thailand again
the tea app was created to let other women know which men in their community are abusive and rapists. hope this helps!
Gonna make an app called “coffee” where the boys can warn each other on which girls are absolutely ran through
how the fuck are these people allowed to practice medicine good god
when i was deep in the anorexia trenches and weighed 89 pounds my gastroenterologist said she wouldn’t explore other treatment options for my acid reflux unless i lost weight because “usually that’s the culprit”
"Mmmm como podría andar por el desierto sin que me devore un gusano de proporciones gargantuescas???" Los inteligentes Fremen:
Chris Brown seen dancing in the desert in Dubai 👀