Mid Thirties Manhattan Guy

Me sitting on the couch every morning waiting for the vyvanse to hit

Yea sorry I’m not tipping the bathroom attendant for handing me a paper towel

Chicago deep dish is an abomination you cannot classify this as pizza It’s closer to fucking lasagna than pizza

Gonna make an app called “coffee” where the boys can warn each other on which girls are absolutely ran through

Chicago I am regretfully inside you once again If anyone has dinner recs in River North area, lay them on me

Top 10 piss view today. Shout out @Delta

Watering my plants with creatine so they can get big and strong and constantly talk about how they’re taking creatine

Hilarious and sad that the random city of Minneapolis is basically Somalia now. Sweden falls to immigrants once again. Viking forefathers are rolling in their grave

How the fuck else do you explain to the WNBA that they’re literally a charity

Progressive house. Sunset. On the water. Expand.

I’m an RFK fan but hiking Camelback in the summer in jeans is psychotic

Just need one more to complete the holy trinity

This would be a death sentence for many men in NYC. Complete removal from the dating pool until they get the balls to approach IRL

I would rather go to the syringe infested beach that is Rockaway then try to convince myself that laying out on a concrete beach in Chicago is even remotely comfortable

I code switch so hard if my uber driver is black what is wrong with me

Coldplay situation is hilarious because not only did that full grown man drop to all fours like a dog, but it’s also very likely that he crawled away on the ground out of the camera shot

Got her right where I want her

I won’t be going to any more Coldplay concerts I can tell you that much

Completely unrelated but where did Midtown South Guy go