Reductress

How to Bike Somewhere Without Immediately Telling Everyone You Biked There: ow.ly/MJin50WtrQ4

Going Long-Distance? This Woman’s Friends Moved a Couple of Streets Down the Road: ow.ly/jPKW50WtrMy

Woman Engages in Annual Ritual of Apologizing to Boss for Taking Vacation: ow.ly/Bw4I50WtrJR

Push Present? Woman Bought Herself Something Nice After Taking a Huge Shit: ow.ly/AcqE50WtrGT

‘I’m in My Exercise Era,’ Says Woman Who’s in Her Exercise Clothes Era: ow.ly/A4TS50WsW1E

I LIVED IT: I Shared My Feelings and It Made the Other Person Feel Bad: ow.ly/HaUp50WsW0W

Fun Aunt Checks Into Rehab: ow.ly/5Y9g50WsW0c

Woman Still Riding High of Period Ending Six Days Ago: ow.ly/4OJb50WsVYi

Uh Oh! Living Vicariously Through Friend’s Budding Romance Not Fun Anymore: ow.ly/bY5Z50WsxnA

Woman Revels in Magnificent Triumph of Correctly Guessing Password She Created: ow.ly/QeWM50Wsxma

Sweaty Woman Walking Into Office Turns Into Solid Block of Ice: ow.ly/JQOE50WsxkL

Cool! 5’8” Boyfriend Doubles as Bag Charm: ow.ly/IS4I50Wsxjv

Bodega Cat Knows When You Die and How: ow.ly/HqlL50Ws8UB

Woman Listens to Guided Meditation on 1.75x Speed: ow.ly/FPWv50Ws8Ue

Attempt to Be More Present in Life Robs Woman of Rich Online Experiences: ow.ly/L0jg50Ws8Tn

One of the Good Ones! This Man Only Hates Women a Little Bit: ow.ly/A1y750Ws8SX

Doctor Suspects Female Patient Only Complaining About Pain to Get Medical Attention: ow.ly/jPmC50Ws8Sj

How to Stay Humble Even Though You Experience the World More Deeply and Correctly Than Everyone Else: ow.ly/B5Ja50Ws8Qs

Aww! Woman Who Believed in Herself Was Wrong: ow.ly/qCVl50Ws8PQ

Traitor? Friend Who Agreed to Meet up and Work Actually Working: ow.ly/4fR450Ws8NP