Miss Janice 🪄✨

Manifestation exercise: try to imagine how that duckling must feel. In your most serene vision, what is the weather like? Is there a breeze ruffling your tiny feathers? Is the water cool? Cold? The same temperature as you? What do you smell? Taste? 💕

I’ve been in the kitchen whipping up some candied nuts and seeds 👩‍🍳

I'm only three verified followers away from qualifying for monetization. I don't care about the money, which will be a pittance I want the recognition. On a platform where sex werkers are muted and deplatformed, getting paid is like the final boss of cheating the algorithm

Let me explain why perfuming your ankles might just be the sexiest, most potent way to attract love, pleasure, and divine favor (yes, really):

What’s a gif that captures how you’re feeling today?

All these 170 billion $ paid by us will be looted by all these thieves, and we'll deserve that.

Good morning my little loves. 😊 Give an extra smile out today. I bet you look so cute when you smile. 😉😘

What the world needs now is a star-studded TALES FROM THE CRYPT reboot on HBO Max with all the big genre filmmakers of today doing episodes

We talk a lot about titties but we just want to be seen and loved and also to put titties in our mouths

Real Miss Janice enjoyers wish they could have just seen what I did to a tomato sandwich. I had to eat it over the sink. It was wet.

Al Luthor? The business tycoon?

Adding to my Miss Piggy shoe collection ✨

capybara making a delicious pizza

I fixed his blanket just right so he’s luxuriating a little bit.

I make thrilling little creatures when my arthritis isn’t acting up.

Ideally your husband should have this approximate vibe imo

I knew my ex would eat a chip out of the trash. I almost took the trash out to stop him from saying “Why are these in the trash?!” and eating a trash chip. I didn’t, and he did.

I’m still looking for a hundred millionaire or billionaire who wants to fund my private members only BDSM sex club compound in the redwoods. You’ll get an automatic membership and be my slave forever. Call me. ☎️

Don’t forget about Luigi.