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Have you tried turning up the music ... me as a therapist

Hey guys! I ran 8:11 in my mile today 🥳 say good job

A gentle, lunchtime thunderstorm fuels her soul.

you should be railing me right now i mean, good morning

Hotel California came on the car radio and my husband started talking over the guitar solo. Anyway, I hope someone picks him up from the side of the road where I left him.

C'mere babe, it's time for that makeup sex we discussed.

Some people are investments, some people are bills, and some people are losses. Learn the difference..

People who only need a quick 15 minute nap and feel refreshed afterwards are weirdos.

With bated breath She waited

I'm on the dark side of the earth

Are they still blaming the boogie?

Create art with me.

Twitter is basically an acceptable way to mumble nonsense to yourself daily without being diagnosed schizophrenic.

Spill your soul all over my pages.

Your time is precious..don't let anyone waste it.

Be a someone that chooses to lift others up instead of the other way around

soft and sweet and ripe for the taking

I never wanted To be owned Until you

put me on your daily planner

𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭, 𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐫.

Hang in there, at some point the fucks you give will be appreciated. Just kidding, no they won’t.