megs ツ

@megsxzum

give me margs or give me death

Joined December 2015

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megs ツ@megsxzum · Aug 29, 2023

the cowgirl boots stay on during sex

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megs ツ@megsxzum · 3 h

time cast a spell on you, but you won't forget me

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megs ツ@megsxzum · 4 h

for $4.2k that thing better be able to get me pregnant

PPop Crave@PopCrave · 9 h

Harry Styles’ brand Pleasing introduces two new bedroom products.

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megs ツ@megsxzum · 6 h

they got the wrong mouse!

PPop Base@PopBase · 7 h

A Chuck E. Cheese employee in full costume was arrested for credit card fraud in Tallahassee, Florida.

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megs ツ@megsxzum · 7 h

screaming “hell yeah brother” after i make him cum

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megs ツ@megsxzum · 9 h

i poké on his balls until he busts out

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megs ツ@megsxzum · 11 h

now imagine this but the chilis boots while fucking in the chilis bathroom

mmegs ツ@megsxzum · Aug 29, 2023

the cowgirl boots stay on during sex

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megs ツ@megsxzum · 11 h

taking a jet2holiday to prison after he mentions another girls name while telling a story

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megs ツ@megsxzum · 12 h

instead of sick days i should get paid for horny days off

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megs ツ@megsxzum · 13 h

position of the day: star wars

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megs ツ@megsxzum · Jul 23

i’d do some unspeakable things to get my hands on a pair of those booths

CChili's Grill & Bar@Chilis · Jul 23

Like this if u want to buy Tecovas boots made out of Chili’s booths

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megs ツ@megsxzum · Jul 23

** & *** ?

nnot cute & kinky memes@cravedcuddle · Jul 23

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megs ツ@megsxzum · Jul 23

i bet being buttered up feels good for a biscuit

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megs ツ@megsxzum · Jul 23

me when i wake up until i go to sleep

JJacob@mlnilegend · Jul 23

Who up feeling feral as fuck rn

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megs ツ@megsxzum · Jul 23

position of the day: trunk

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ravn@mfnravn · Jul 21

i’m addicted to bad posture like fuck why is it so comfortable to sit like a cooked shrimp

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megs ツ@megsxzum · Jul 22

whoever invented cheese its deserved to be sucked & fucked

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megs ツ@megsxzum · Jul 22

hot take: i don’t care if the person i’m dating knows about or goes through my twitter

ddoctor dipshit@SubparTherapist · Jul 22

apparently when someone i’m dating agrees to not try to find or go through my twitter, that doesn’t apply to her friends 😃

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megs ツ@megsxzum · Jul 22

welcome back Ozzy Osbourne!

PPop Crave@PopCrave · Jul 22

Trisha Paytas has named her third child Aquaman Moses Paytas-Hacmon.

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megs ツ@megsxzum · Jul 22

NEED

CChili's Grill & Bar@Chilis · Jul 22

Chili’s x @tecovas Booth Boots… yes, you read that right. Real Tecovas boots made from genuine Chili’s Booths. Available July 29 at 10am CST, only at Tecovas.com. Supplies are extremely limited, so act fast.

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