james

you been chopping it up?

everyone keeps posting this photo which is like chinese water torture for men who have aged out of their parents health insurance but are built like they have strong opinions on olivia rodrigo and gracie abram’s

with all the love in the world… based on the first 2 singles i’m going out on a limb and saying it is Not That

i will always believe that the gym is inherently douchey and it is an act of self preservation that i refuse to learn what push and pull days are or learn good form. my body has been the same for 2 years

it’s powerful when you meet someone who is doing the exact thing god wants them to do and that’s what i just encountered with a subway sandwich artist

julia from RHOM is genuinely one of the strangest people on bravo not kooky eccentric rich woman strange but a deeply unsettling and scary person

really sorry for sharing this but out of curiosity i bought a cheap metal ball weight on amazon thinking it would be an insubstantial little thing and instead i am currently in the process of signing contracts with carnival cruise for them to use it as a ship anchor

please it’s a sunday

unforeseen and dangerous side effect of taking unprescribed adderall is listening to post-prism katy perry open.spotify.com/track/5ahNnBif…

one of my aunts had a schizophrenic break in the 00s where she believed colin farrell was communicating via radio/tv telling her to divorce my uncle and ever since i have respected her for her taste

having a week where i look 43 years old… will drinking 180 oz of water help me look 37

this really is the person i become the millisecond i have a rude interaction with a gay employee

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! My dopamine pathways are demolished and a digital pseudo identity has untethered me from the physical realm! #MyXAnniversary

i know i am not built for a corporate desk job bc if i had a superior called a “chief people officer” i would kill myself in front of them

me when there is one specific location and set of circumstances where i did not fuck a 15 year old

rachel mcadams we miss you

bears are the hottest class of gay man but god tempered their hotness with their love of t shirts with like a whale wearing a bowler hat and eyewear choices that make them identifiable as hillary voters from 50 feet away

for a full year i have been dreading and postponing a car repair thinking it would bankrupt me and leave me carless indefinitely and i just got it fixed overnight under the table for $375 by a bunch of ukrainians

i (bravely) was off of twitter for 2.5 weeks which i spent in the mountains of myanmar practicing vipassana for 8 hours day and read so many books and had such enriching dialogue that my brain grew and burst out of my skull and i bled out on the floor of the yurt. so i’m back