Jack Profound
@godisangryatme
crap missile
Reminder: tonight I will be appearing on an episode of @Jeopardy Check jeopardy.com/watch to find out the time and station/streaming app for your market. Philo also offers a 7-day free trial and Jeopardy! episodes can be streamed there as well. More to say after it airs!
I like this guy Pedro Pascal he seems real smooth with the ladies. Reminds me of a young Rock Hudson
Special Agent Jack Profound, Interpol Bourbon Cigar and Fine Art crimes division
His main contribution is his strange & iconic voice. He didn't write any Sabbath songs & very few singers even tried to sound like him. In terms of influence, everyone else in the band was way more important. Even his solo work was mainly influential because of the guitarists
His main contribution is his strange & iconic voice. He didn't write any Sabbath songs & very few singers even tried to sound like him. In terms of influence, everyone else in the band was way more important. Even his solo work was mainly influential because of the guitarists
Sleater-Kinney are my favorite band of all time and yet I can’t rep them in public because in their entire thirty years of existence, they have yet to produce a single piece of merch that does not suck ass
every day my HUD updates with what my wife wants to eat. SOURDOUGH TOAST AND THREE PEARS flashing in bright red across my entire field of vision.
He’s right
Shaq on his time with Kobe — but what also could have been: “Our guy (Kobe) had room to operate cuz I got 3 people on me...Probably get a lot of flak, but I always said myself, I think I could've got 3 in a row with T-Mac. I think I could've got 2 with Vince, Oh I know I get 6…
I made a big stinky in my pants at 0.1 years old
Orson Welles made Citizen Kane at 26 years old PTA made Boogie Nights at 26 Kubrick made Paths of Glory at 26 Ryan Coogler made Fruitvale Station at 26 Chantal Akerman made Jeanne Dielman at 24 Jean-Luc Godard made Breathless at 29
not only that....but mom likes us more
Firstborns aren’t just slightly smarter, they’re more likely to explain, to argue, to abstract. Even in different family sizes they engage in science discourse more often.
14 hours at work, come home and the wife and son are long asleep. Time to sit on the couch, pour a glass of gin, and read the Embiid espn article.
There was a horrible mistake when I was created. I was supposed to have been a Sherpa
Reese's is constantly turning chocolate and peanut butter into new shapes and experiences. The layabouts over at Snickers and Twix could learn a thing or two...
Tennessee Williams should have done a play where it's a crisp and pleasant 73 degrees outside and no one is insane
White corn before blue will always be true. Blue before white and be sick all night.
Welcome to Kibus Vale, gateway to the mountains of eternal screaming and dragons and orcs and goblins and pain and death and harpies and stuff