donald boat

I left my humanity behind in Blood Gulch. I became a new kind of organism.

Ancient Elven Tunnel Fortress Uncovered, 193,239,123 Year Long Crock Pot Still Going

Got tackled by a player known only as "The Structure" and I was immediately dissolved into octagons

My followers are highly modular, mobile, deployable. I can move them around on a hex grid in my mind and they’ll listen

Aircraft carrier called the USS Wonderful Secret

Bro I am straight up trying to farm you for your nutrients

I'm left click drag selecting a swarm of these guys like an RTS and spam right clicking them on top of the nearest air force base

I own three million shares in the mycelial layer of the forest floor and I say BURN THE CANOPY DOWN!

Master chief collection, green mesh shorts, balls peeking out, lukewarm soda 12 pack cardboard flap torn off, garage 3 degrees too warm, dogsmelling rug, handing off to your highly balding cousin of your friend's cousin the oilsticky controller for his flat meaty hands

Mother, I'd like you to meet my viral and hilarious girlfriend

My girlfriend lives in a different part of the glittering archipelago. It’s not reachable by canoe. You’ll have to take my word for it

I got super lost on one of my Navy Seal operations so I sat down in a random villager’s hut and played the same regional board game for 50 years straight

Anthony Bourdain as a fly: Life is short. Leave some fruit on the counter. Open the windows, let the flies in. Open the doors, let flies into the rooms. Let flies in through doors and windows.

Thanksgiving dinner mass casualty event following discovery of meemaw's grandson tier list

Boss baby is probably actually really scary if you are one of his employees

[Creature Fact Stated] Well done, friend. [Creature Fact Stated] Oh my! Have you many more? [Creature Fact Stated] O! How delightful!

Getting really into telling guys that they will bow in front of my totem one day