Slouching Towards McDonaldland
@FugaziTruther
“Sorry, guys. Homer is my role model and I can’t speak ill of him.” — Thomas Pynchon
Freezing hot wheels in blocks of ice and giving them to my belligerent yard ape as an enrichment activity
eating fast food alone in your car and not telling your family or getting them anything gotta be one of the top 5 best feelings ever
Thomas Pynchon Fortnite is an MK Ultra activation phrase.
Arrest Obama for his presidential library design
Jeff Teague says a LeBron fan pulled up on him at a gas station and called him a b**** and a h** 👀 (🎥 @club520podcast )
R.I.P. Chuck Mangione youtu.be/Jq5V32gPlB4?si…
If you're an editor who is hiring, I want you to take a look at the work Lizzie has produced in the last two weeks alone. There is no one in this town, probably even this country, who can do what she does and I am absolutely crushed at this news Please make our loss your gain
I don’t post on this platform anymore, but today is an exception. I’ve been laid off by the @chicagotribune. It was a joy working with so many amazing people in this newsroom.