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Sitting English style side saddle on the toilet
Me arriving at liberal arts school in 2007
"why did you delete that thread?" Because I found your collective behavior both vexing and insolent.
Ozzy Osbourne's Crazy Train is a song you most deeply feel when you're under 10 years old and male. Sitting in the crowd at a baseball game listening to it over the stadium speakers thinking "wow what if a train was crazy"
Kids today don't get a celery soda down at the pharmacy anymore
Being a person means going through your tiny life day after day making a great many compromises in order to make your life and society function. Please allow people a few minutes in the morning to actually have what they truly want for once.
As a man why are you not drinking your coffee black
I really think some of your brains are doing things never before seen in history in terms of being wrong
listen guys, genocide is a longtime special interest of mine (i’m extremely against it ftr). i know more than any human should know about the holocaust and the cambodian genocide. we need a word for this distinct behavioral phenomenon, and if you start calling every war a…
2034 - i'm carried away from my house in my underwear by a drone for quote tweeting "woman moment" on president AOC's post about her trip to jerusalem's western wall
a male selfie is a cry for help
a male selfie is a cry for help
"greetings stranger. one of us tells only lies, the other tells only truth"
What's a conspiracy theory you believe with your whole heart?
What's a conspiracy theory you believe with your whole heart?