mir.i.am

Queefing on the beach

mfw i’m on break

*me when it’s 5 o’clock* it’s 5 o’clock somewhere haha (get it? Because it’s 5 o’clock where I am. “Like” when you get it!)

Twitter is so cool because you become friends and play Fortnite with women built like this

I really love the west coast but I hate PST

I can’t stop eating oysters I love the west coast

My favourite thing about food is definitely eating it

period boobs are sort of like the McRib of the female body.

Mutual Monday can I borrow your nail clippers please

have you ever. Ben so high yoh eat raisin

last night we let the labubus talk

I love my beautiful croomf @ratsnotagain

bIob judge judy edit by meeee

just found out that. Raisings are grape I’m shaking I. So scared

You ever get so high you eat raisins

I just got thrown out of a baseball game for taking my hat off during the National Anthem… they said it was too old-fashioned and no longer “woke.” But they said if this post gets 10k likes they will change their minds.

San Francisco is crazy… they got people in public wearing pajamas

When I’m waiting for the bus and I see the bus