effortless and soulful pimp
@funko_wop
I am a medical doctor and a Christian conservative husband and father and I am 18 years old and completely odorless and I can see perfectly in the dark and
[tune of 6 foot 7 foot] Lisa Maggie Marge Homer Bart
there is your wife inside this app it's your job to get her out
I am very, very pro Ilhan making this one of her pet projects. Keeping it newsy, slipping it in on cable, etc. very good.
Rep. Ilhan Omar calls GOP "pedophile protection party" for dodging Epstein votes trib.al/AmcyEmw
My coworker has been bragging about her husband’s potato salad and she brought some in to share - it has potatoes, tuna, eggs, and mayo. No seasonings. It’s like something you would give a Komodo dragon on its birthday.
Baseball Hint: Hit their weak points for massive damage
You can actually see the exact moment at the 32 second mark where his brain catches up with him and he realizes he said that out loud, it’s incredible
Mullin blocking Gallego resolution calling for release of the Epstein files: What we’re simply trying to do is give [Trump] cover
real ragebait is being nice, people hate when youre truly kind
real ragebait is being nice, people hate when youre truly kind
(watching everything i desperately held close get ripped from my hands and turned to dust by time) ah jeez
Miles Davis from Jazz
Miles Davis from Jazz is reportedly coming to Fortnite. (Source: @FNBRintel)
Nintendo's representative was quick to add, however, that Yoshi and Birdo's relationship is "inventively, expansively sexual" in ways that "most of us cannot hope to imagine"
Nintendo says that Mario and Peach are not a couple: “[They] are good friends and help each other out whenever they can.”
In case you're wondering what sort of policies she'd prefer
It’s not stalking, it’s called journalism.
omg some guy was outside screaming like “WOOOOO!!!! WOOOOOO!!!” And I thought bro was dying but then he goes “I FUCKING LOVE GAMBLING!!!!!”
Easily one of the funniest things i have seen in a long time. Perfect. No notes. Put it in a museum.
I wonder what could be wrong w your circle
I have a good friend who’s an ultra smart data science guy. Masters in statistics, great job, 6’2”. Maybe a touch socially awkward but a good dude. Legit cannot find a gf. Years of frustration on dating apps. Feel for him. These types of guys used to clean up with women.
My friend has a hole in his boot and his big toe sticks out of it and no woman wants to date him.
Stop telling me to go on Kill Tony. I’m not a far right grifter