Mr. Baseball
@MisterBaseball0
One day you’ll find you no longer have the strength to pick up the bat. You’ll wonder if it was all worth it, asking yourself, was there more to life than smacking home run after home run? And God will answer, “No”.
Baseball deniers will have to explain to God why they ignored all the signs

Since the dawn of time, humanity has been consumed by a carnal urge to clobber the sphere.


When they come to gun me down will you stand up for me or watch quietly from the sidelines
hopefully this evening i’ll be able to watch one last ball game before they find me

i spent so much of my life waiting for the right moments but it turns out i was just running out of time
There’s always a last time that you’ll see everyone. There’s always a never again.
Baseball tip: They hate you. They want to see you face down in the dirt. Make them suffer.