Daddy Whorebux
@c0smicj0ke
this is the poetry you get when you let a woman shine and don’t lobotomize her. ALT: @toomessyformain
Thinking about when they thought I was too white to want pineapple in my Al pastor taco
she pinned me against the wall and asked if I realized luck was following me…
When the “hello passengers, the next manhattan bound L train is now arriving” is timed perfectly to the drop
Any of you using apps to trash people who rejected you seriously need to touch grass and renew your lust for life.
It turns out if you make a boomer believe in your future, they’ll pay your tab
omg some guy was outside screaming like “WOOOOO!!!! WOOOOOO!!!” And I thought bro was dying but then he goes “I FUCKING LOVE GAMBLING!!!!!”
they say im too fucking horny wanna put me in a cage I’ll probably fuck the hole in the wall the guy before made
It’s appreciate her tiny naturals Tuesday again, and yet my tiny naturals have not received any appreciation
Ever since my full frontal lobe developed, I’ve been really in to emotional availability and matching my socks.
allowing the process is generative. over idealizing leans towards mimicking. comparison is the thief of joy. try a little bit everyday and don’t waste your life paralyzed in fearing failure. you’re better than that, twin. ❤️