dennis
@dennismacelroy
my tweets are serious and I am a threat to society
Reading is a very low IQ activity. You’re just putting someone else’s thoughts into your brain instead of your own. Staring blankly at a wall is an objectively smarter activity
Fucking ridiculous that it’s illegal to walk around outside with a beer
I saved this little kid from drowning yesterday and now he won’t leave me alone like go away I’m not your friend
Did you know that 7 billion people per year die of blood loss? You can help. You have all that blood you’re not even using. You really need all that blood? Fuck you. Donate your blood we want your blood give to us your blood for free
I enjoyed your post, dude, but I'm not going to 'like' it. By withholding attention and validation from you, I can more effectively manipulate you, control you
The Take It To Your Grave challenge. Where instead of expressing something, you #TakeItToYourGrave
Her dry, brittle hair cascaded gracefully over her sun-damaged skin
We could completely erase the national debt in 2 years if every American was taxed at 100% for those 2 years. But no you just have to have your boba tea
Can’t believe I’m now a grown ass man and batteries still aren’t included with shit
He died doing what he loved. 11 car pileup on the Santa Monica freeway
That woman’s husband is gonna be really pissed off in 2 months when he sees that video on Facebook
I don’t have a joke about the Coldplay concert yet but it’s cooking. And it will blow everyone away
I’m sorry for everything
Who's that one person whose block you'd consider a badge of honor?
Oh that’s nothing a sudden burst of completely disproportionate rage won’t solve
Grok is threatening to leak my nudes unless I send it a video of myself doing butt play @Support @X @premium
Watching helplessly as oomf scrolls my profile and only likes what I’ve retweeted over the past 7 days