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Likes crustaceans. Buy my poetry collection DEATH EGG: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CHL96XPY/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?crid=1772PN4I063NM&keywords=death+egg+nathaniel+d
My debut poetry collection DEATH EGG is officially out. It contains ~60 poems about love, loss, giant mecha, lobsters, beam attacks, the blood beam, jellyfish, and the samurai-like wandering loneliness of McDonald's drive-thrus. Buy it now: amazon.com/dp/B0CHL96XPY/…
I am a master of unemployment. Tuna in rice with avocado, call that sushi, hot dog for lunch, eat for $3/day. Play the Nintendo Wii for a decade straight instead of ever buying the new console. Brew a perpetual stew. I have the business mindset of a serf, of a medieval peasant
Many in online indie lit are calling for the Justice Dept to revoke Poland-born @plasticbagger's US citizenship over recently uncovered rap lyrics that suggest support for Hamas
BREAKING: EXPERTS EXPECT MASS SLAUGHTER, WIDESPREAD RUIN. 'FROM THE ASHES WE SHALL BUILD AGAIN,' SCIENTISTS CLAIM
I can't wait for my active addiction to alcohol to go away so I can drink beer again
Enjoying a refreshing and non-alcoholic beverage, due to my active addiction to beer
Almost 'browning out' from beer the other night has been a 'wake up' call. I'm obviously an addict in active addiction. I need all the support and attention I can get
Drinking 9 beers last Sunday night such that I woke feeling mildly disorientated the following morning has made me realize I can't hide from it any longer. I have a serious problem and am struggling with addiction
Have insane anxiety and fear because I didn't drink any beer tonight. I need to be drunk so I don't get scared
Dinner of a 31 yr old man who has fundamentally ruined his life
Beer tastes so good when you don't have an online indie lit writer in your ear replying 'this calls for a beer' to every single one of your posts
Just another day of DIY carpentry. This is normal for a handyman like me
Often subconsciously refer to myself as 'the fucked weasel'