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The archeological record shows they walked on their hind legs and could fashion rudimentary stone tools

Cinemas should have a sniper in the rafters that eliminates anyone sat alone

Yeah it does. Friday

The earth would probably be fucked without the sun

You owe it to yourself to be 1000ft tall

Mate the entire sub-orbital mining station thinks you’re a joke

(Closing a book after reading the first page) alright I get the idea

there should be an athlete whose special move is disappearing forever and leaving behind a smoking pair of trainers

some of my favourite scenes take place in movies

(this could have been an email voice) this could have been a furtive glance

Daily routine: 6am - wake up 6:15am to 11pm- undergo lengthy cave rescue process 11pm - grab a bite to eat 11:15pm - explore local caves

The uncrisp, unrefreshing taste of a warm glass of anti-water…

I live in an abandoned fair ground and hunt clowns for food

Fighting someone and trying to do that move where you box their ears to stun them but you only manage to increase the volume on their wireless earbuds

(referring to everything) it's all part of the mystery

(Points to the sign that says no slamming the morgue body drawers really loud to see if they’re faking it)

It’s guys like you that give Murder Planet a bad name

Bartender cleaning a glass with a dirty rag: what can I get you That dirty rag looks pretty good

how many of yall would get cancelled if someone leaked your priv

No can do. I left that life behind 0.000000000001 seconds ago