McErin☘️
@colleen_eileen
flagrantly mediocre.
Spotify opened at work and I forgot my air pods at home and Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy (1941) began to play on max volume I'd rather it have been porn they're calling me Gladys
Favorite Sophia line
Estelle Getty was born on July 25, 1923. To celebrate her life, I'll feature Sophia quotes today. For more, see #SophiaInsultsBlanche, #BestOfSophia, and #ShadyPinesMa.
oh nice microsoft opened this document in protected view. this useful feature is keeping me safe.
Does anyone have some tips for being less approachable for beginners my least favorite coworker asked me to massage Bengay on their back
A few short months ago Hulk Hogan gave his life to Jesus Christ. Hogan was baptized in a “Total surrender and dedication to Jesus.” Rest easy, Hulk. You’re finally home.
A few short months ago Hulk Hogan gave his life to Jesus Christ. Hogan was baptized in a “Total surrender and dedication to Jesus.” Rest easy, Hulk. You’re finally home.
Some Americans Loved To Blame Immigrants For Taking American Jobs!! Where Is The Same Outrage For AI?????
this statement on repeat in my head the past few days
The suffering and starvation unfolding in Gaza is unspeakable and indefensible.
All the blue checkers getting paid now
“I’m tellin ya, this disinformation shit, it’s an effective technique! It’s a friggin’ ace!” - Big Pussy
me seeing friend buying two hot dogs: two huh? ol double dog. the two dog kid. friend who remembers when I tried to eat healthy in 2017: ok lentils
I'm basically a cheery chubby Sylvia Plath
My best friend told me she cut up a cantaloupe to quell the pangs of loneliness and I'm just thinking about how if she tweeted that she'd have a cavalry of armchair psychologist incels with 40 followers and a TL full of the r word telling her why it wouldn't work.
My best friend told me she cut up a cantaloupe to quell the pangs of loneliness and I'm just thinking about how if she tweeted that she'd have a cavalry of armchair psychologist incels with 40 followers and a TL full of the r word telling her why it wouldn't work.
Me as a Victorian child after my teacher accidentally spilled the gruel at lunch
Mistress is so messy OMGGG LMFAOOOOOOOO
If I lived in the 9th century I would lie so much. What are you gonna do, consult the parchment? Examine the texts? Take leave of my hut, forthwith.
If it's clear and yella', you've got juice there, fella. If it's tangy and brown, you're in cider town!
Just in case it's a mall Santa situation where he is in communication with the real article like even if he is an Informant the seed has been sown
Me thinking about the turkey sam I packed for my lunch today at 8:30 AM
