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There, there, Hugo. I understand. All those years caged up in here, Why, you've probably never even seen your own face in the mirror, have you? Here...
I'm never gonna find that tree. This whole raid was as useless as that yellow, lemon-shaped rock over there. Wait a minute... There's a lemon behind that rock!
"Wait a minute, Scully. What's the point of this test?" "No point. I just thought he could stand to lose a little weight."
I'd like to play me latest chart topper. It's called "Me Fans Are Stupid Pigs"...
The Us Festival lineup vs the 1995 Lollapolooza lineup. Not sure why that guy in the Simpsons was so snotty. I think I'd rather go to the Us Festival, once they perfect time travel... close call though! What do YOU think?
A bit of a poorly aged joke! "Yeesh! It was sponsored by that guy from Apple Computers." "What computers?"
I mean, what are we to believe that this is some sort of a, a magic xylophone or something? Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder!
Hey, I've got a song, too. 🎵 I am Iron Man! (PLAYING AIR GUITAR) Vote for me!
In honour of Ozzy, here is Sabbath! Better than whatever the fuck kids listen to nowadays with their lacklustre mumble rap about taking percocet and what not. (Homer represents me unable to get tickets to his final gig...)
Right. And the award for Best Hardcore Thrash Metal goes to... Simpsons Christmas Boogie!? #RIPOzzy #ozzy #ozzyosbourne
I'm tired of these jokes about my giant hand. The first such incident occurred in 1956 when...
Marjorie, please! I enjoy all the meats of our cultural stew. Ahhh, ballet...
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