Super Happy Fun Sarah 🇺🇦

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened. -- Winston Churchill

Sometimes I say something crazy to someone and I don't smile. I just want to see who they are.

Blocking a person sometimes gives you such peace. It was a pretty nice evening!

If a girl misses you, don't immediately make her regret missing you. Instead, help her remember all the good things about you.

I just held that shell to my ear, and it totally told me to fuck off.

Ooo this would be evil but funny

I'm told I give off a "fuck you talking about" vibe sometimes

"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" i asked my cat his name is mike everyone say hi mike

Alles klar, Herr Kommissar?

I have no problem with the Epstein files being released because I do not have an undying loyalty to any politicians. If someone from my side is exposed, I would prefer that they face consequences. If you feel differently, I think you should consider leaving your cult.

Give me a dad joke that is totally inappropriate as a dad joke