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Double chance on AC Milan, ain’t no way I’m losing this

HOW DO YOU GUYS PRONOUNCE ‘LMAO’ ??

Did parents in the 80s and 90s really allow their kids to roam freely, or is that just a portrayal seen in movies?

Tryna double this $311 real quick, Minnesota Twins I know you got this

Why don’t we have dreams on Anesthesia? Is that how close to death it is??

WHY DO I HAVE TO RENT A MOVIE ON PRIME IF I ALREADY FUCKIN PAY FOR PRIMEEE ??

Niggas hated SpongeBob because he got up and went to work everyday.

girls that are built like this are not attractive

this restaurant has a dessert on the menu called “baked cookie dough”… now I’m no genius, but ain’t that a fucken cookie??

Batman doesn’t cover his whole face because he needs the police to know he’s white

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT THE ‘T’ IN T-SHIRT STANDS FOR ??

Flirting with the chubby girl at the gym is like buying bitcoin in 2009

Geometry is a scam. The fuck you mean “prove it’s a triangle” Nigga LOOK AT IT

$280 on Dubois, I’m tripling this shi 🔥

you know she is a yapper if she has 0 likes and keeps tweeting

He blocked me on everything so I applied at his job. See you Monday pookie.

Cheating at a Coldplay concert is the most Caucasian activity I’ve ever heard of

Holloway Max I know you’ve got this

I still think about YouTube to mp3 converter sometimes

a girl in my office was shaking her protein shake and this woman poked her head around the corner and said “do I hear margaritas?”.. no Olivia, it’s 9 am.