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@Natnl_Disgrace
The only sacred cow is "Fresh brisket on the board!"
I accept.
Trump Names Buc-ee's Beaver Secretary Of Transportation buff.ly/41UcRKI
all of them?
How many years do you think the media has been lying to us?
I fear we will face the existential threat of a shortage of exclamation points. My parents are using vast quantities of them in our texts. I beseeched them to conserve their usage of the delightful punctuation marks. But my pleas have gone ignored.
I knew the day you admitted you couldn't change a tire.
Some personal news from my Sicily trip earlier this month, in case anyone missed it: I got engaged! 💍
You're busy saving democracy. I am busy saving unbelievable honkers. We are not the same.
Dude was eating Wuhan Wet Market shit on stage 50 years ago.
The iconic Ozzy Osbourne has died suddenly after years of illness which mysteriously started after getting vaccinated. The Black Sabbath lead singer cancelled concerts after experiencing blood clots in his legs, and had a filter placed in his artery to protect spread to his…
Tankies not being insufferable challenge: impossible.
This is the future capitalists want:
I saw Megyn Kelly open for Jim Gaffigan in 2004.
Megyn Kelly called Colbert a “failure” for joining a new network and “deciding to be more pundit”—without a trace of irony about making the same career move herself. trib.al/ilVfRoj
But I ordered this year, Elon.
Optimus will bring the food to your car next year
The Meet The Parents franchise has endured over a quarter of a century. Why?
Skyler Gisondo is in talks to star in ‘MEET THE PARENTS 4’ He would play the fiancé of Ariana Grande’s character. (Source: theinsneider.com/p/skyler-gison…)
Al Jarreau.
Which celebrity death in your lifetime hit you the hardest?
Is this why my flat white took so long?
An amazing sleight of hand. Can you see how it works?
Is this antisemitic?
TRUMPSTEIN will still fuck it up tomorrow
Curtains for Zoosha!
Bravo’s Diamond Tankard arrested for attacking woman with rock-filled sock at Walmart trib.al/bjF36g4
St. Peter replies "I listened to Master of Reality, you're good."
Ozzy Clarifies To St. Peter He Was Just Joking About The Whole Satanism Thing buff.ly/1d20csC
There is no one who is more out than @PerryALPHA . You can see him everywhere and anywhere.