🇨🇦Canadian Eh!🇨🇦

When someone asks me to describe twitter I say they took the patients at the mental hospital off their meds and gave them iPhones.

Good night. Don’t hog the blankets.

😍😍 #BlueJays #LightsUpLetsGo

No no babe, no cuddles during my cartoon time.

I miss a lot of people and things.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Did you wear it? Hmm 🤔?¿

Up late on Saturday night.

The Blue Jays stay hot after tonight’s victory, clinching the series against the Tigers! 🇨🇦⚾️

Play Space Invaders and chill?

Hmm 😒 🤔?¿

Are they still eating the cats and dogs ? I haven't heard about that for a while

Random poll time: Do you have a happy place?

Good morning Twitter peeps. Let the weekend begin.

Happy weekend to you heathens.

I think I’m overtired.

The Toronto Blue Jays now have the best record in baseball.

Praise the baby Jesus for the week being over.

I am this old.