chiller

wanna come over and give me pink eye?

this guy at the job site is trying to talk to me in spanish, dude i hardly know english!

pedro pascal got anxious around me…

recycling the same 5 jokes

celebrating Hulk Hogans life the only way i know how

study the diagram

telling the doordash driver to throw my zogslop on the roof

Buying sushi from a taco truck

to the doordash driver: just leave my soggy zogslop at the door

my dick is looksmaxxed with my balls

in public loudly arguing with my AI gf on speaker phone

officer the stop sign was green!

when the caffeine and adderall combo hits

watching some beautiful porn while mowing the lawn

it insists upon itself

this is what i mount my phone on while i browse twitter

forgetting how to drive halfway through a road trip

“is he house broken? no hes buck broken!”

nigga needs to lay off the drugs and the gooning sessions