Alex Press
@alexnpress
labor reporter 📬: [email protected] 📝 https://jacobin.com/author/alex-press @radio_cio @jacobin
theatrically yawning and pretending to fall asleep is a classic
Gonna start booing conversations I don’t care about
Just heard a teen tell his friend, “Yo, raw diamonds are worth NOTHING right now bro.” Friend responded “I don’t care”
there are people on here i’ve followed for years and they follow me back but we never interact. we’re like two npcs in a town that don’t talk to each other. you sell potions. i’m the mayor. it’s chill
he so doesn’t live here currently it’s amazing
“Former Gov. Andrew Cuomo said Saturday he’ll pack his bags and flee to Florida if he loses the NYC mayoral race to socialist Zohran Mamdani.” nypost.com/2025/07/19/us-…
the studios are begging me to let them make Moose a star but I’ll never let him go Hollywood
If Barton Fink had an AC in his hotel room none of that shit would have happened
some of these guys are in their thirties…they must switch to the nelk men come on

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no one looks good while eating chipotle
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