Losing it

(wisely, with a smile) i don’t know

perhaps you could try having some empathy for the endless parade of freaks and morons that make life a living hell

Become the reason your coworkers hate opening slack in the morning

The bars are open in Africa tonight. Come get drunk...in beautiful Africa.

Nice overcrowding in your backyard flower beds 👍 Blocked

People dont say “hey whats the big idea” anymore

just put the kiss on my cheek bro

Red onions are worse than they used to be

(walking through candy aisle) Hershing Kiss. Hersheys This lol. Milking Way Bar lol (suddenly getting really serious) Nerds Gummy Clusters

They found a whole trove of Nazi literature in the Argentine supreme court archives

A man has an insatiable urge to acquire more jackets

there needs to be a separate grocery store for people who actually know what they're doing

Writing and directing a movie for Tubi called The Last Hoe

Crackling with TGIF energy

Sorry but HR has pretty strict guidelines around aura farming in the office. Consider this a warning

Me: Its important to notice when a woman does something different with her hair (Room full of guys start taking notes)

My pussy big af. and its wildin out

This is unbelievably cunning