Colonel #Weeeuuuu!!!
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Like another day in paradise 🏝 living the dream. #Weeeuuuu!!!
BINGO
The thing is they’re not just deporting illegals they are deporting and kidnapping US citizens , arresting us citizens , arresting US service members ,arresting undocumented ppl who have been here 30plus years and pay taxes, racial profiling So yes Latinos are mad mad mad
1976 and 2025. Photography on right, originally in color, taken by Christopher Michel for my new book: When Everyone Knows That Everyone Knows: Common Knowledge and the Mysteries of Money, Power, and Everyday Life: bit.ly/3SMQ11N
Damn. RIP to one of the realest real ones ever. news.sky.com/story/ozzy-osb…
In 2020, Mayor Muriel Bowser called on the Redskins to change their name if they wanted to relocate to DC. Yesterday, President Trump threatened to block the team's new DC stadium if they didn't rebrand back to the Redskins. Different jerseys, same playbook. Both fouls.
Officers are normally called to the worst moments in a person’s life—trauma and tragedy are an unfortunate reality. But yesterday, we got a different kind of call. Jennifer, aka J-Lo, one of our amazing NorCal Special Olympics athletes, turned 55 and wished for a patrol car…
Yawn 🥱 IN-N-OUT is always what I expect it to be. Hits the spot every time.
In-N-Out is not bad. I can even be good, although the last couple of times it was whatever. That’s what makes it so overrated.
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Asian restaurants that don’t include chopsticks in to go orders should have to identify as Mexican restaurants.
Camus hitting hard as always
They may be overrated, but they always hit the spot! #Weeeuuuu!!!
Overrated
When the President files a lawsuit, he is taking it as seriously as he takes anything else. And he fucked this one up completely by hiring probably the first lawyer who agreed to do it for free.
The first thing to note about Trump's WSJ lawsuit is that he filed it federally in Florida. In almost every jurisdiction, filing a lawsuit federally helps you avoid the anti-SLAPP statute. But not in Florida.
Oh thank god! I’ve totally forgotten about the Epstein files now!
“A bookie is what Bill Belichick reads to his girlfriend before bedtime” 🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥
Shane Gillis full monologue What’s the funniest joke?
Using your best friend’s wife to set up a joke about a fake WNBA player to call out an entire audience for pandering is perhaps the best executed joke of all time. And it came at the ESPYS!!
This American dude on his way to his Japanese fluency decides to talk to a local Japanese grandpa, and it turned out to be the most wholesome convo ever 🥹
UPDATE: @UTHighwayPatrol has shut down UT-46 again. Winds are shifting and smoke is carrying back towards La Sal, as the #deercreekfire intensifies. Last estimate from @UtahWildfire puts the burn at 7,200 acres. @fox13
I would Breakfast Club him: “You got a one round penalty” “But blah blah blah” “Say another word and it’s another round” “You can’t do that” “That’s 2 rounds, you want more” “You can’t be serious!” “That’s 3, you want more? Keep talking” youtu.be/bTeYncx1xmI?si…
Daniel what is your take on Kassouf non stop talking and how wsop has handled it
July 12, 1979: The infamous “Disco Demolition Night” at Comiskey Park