Hans Kim
@DJHansKim
I take DJ'ing seriously | Writer for @DJHanskim
This poor, sweet boy got heatstroke. @DJHansKim will tug at your heart strings in a very special episode of Jim Norton Can't Save You.
Asian restaurants that don’t include chopsticks in to go orders should have to identify as Mexican restaurants.
Stellar times on @thektregularshow last week at the @vulcanatx! Every Tuesday including this Tuesday! Come out! Tickets at vulcanatx.com in story! Thanks to @whoistaylorthompson for the pictures!




Have you had a dog? With Kansei Yasuda! Full podcast on YouTube now!
Didn’t get into Kill Tony on Monday? Come check out the @thektregularshow every Tuesday! Some of your favorite @killtonyshow regulars are also regulars at the @vulcanatx! On god this nsfw material will have you lowkey vibing! Tickets at vulcanatx.com!
Just learned I don’t have to pay taxes because I’m autistic. Thanks rfk jr.!
RFK JR: And these are kids who will never pay taxes, they'll never hold a job, they'll never play baseball, they'll never write a poem. They'll never go out on a date. Many of them will never use a toilet unassisted
This Week at Goodnights | @reynoldsgareth, @Nickdeezcomedy, @DougBenson, @ENeum, + @DJHansKim! Grab tickets now: bit.ly/2QKAQE5
Lotta people complaining about tariffs. Not enough people building factories.
Ch!nk different. Coming to the @funnybonecomedyclubs in Hartford, Connecticut. Tickets in bio at hanskim.org. Thanks to @noahnolet for the poster!

Good times in Canada at @houseofcomedybc! Tickets for Albuquerque and Spokane on sale now at HansKim.org!