Brian Tully
@ShyBriGuy13
"I have no idea what I'm doing, but I know I'm doing it really really well."
I woke up at 3 am to write this down, thinking it was a billion-dollar idea… Everyone promise not to steal it?
Can’t believe I’ve lived far enough into the future to learn the first slur for robots
when u call customer support and a clanker picks up
"greetings stranger. one of us tells only lies, the other tells only truth"
Wow… video reportedly from Bowie Maryland. I live in Maryland about 55 mins away, and just have rain clouds. Anyone seeing this?
this is one of my favorite bizzare visual gags in the whole show like who even pitched this lol
Remember that nobody will ever watch that firework video again... unless it's the July 4th 2012 fireworks show in San Diego where they accidentally let off 18 minutes of fireworks at once
🚨 THREAD: They Lost the Vote. Then They Cheated. The GOP didn’t win the Big Beautiful Bill. They lost; on the floor, on the scoreboard, and in full public view. Final tally when the clock expired: 217 NAY, 207 YEA They were finished. But Speaker Mike Johnson refused to close…
I see that yearly tradition of the American government completely screwing over its citizens right before the 4th of July is going strong…
I’ll never stop being angry the Salem the cat (A PUPPET) beat out Buddy the dog (A REAL BASKETBALL PLAYING DOG) for the 1998 Kid’s Choice Award. That is the single most stupid thing millennials have ever done.
You know a movie’s gonna be good when they put a silhouette of the main character in the logo.
this is a presidential administration leaning on a university to harass and punish a single student simply for existing. and guess what? no matter what they do, riley gaines still came in fifth place
Transgender swimming champion Lia Thomas will have her records and titles stripped after UPenn was pressured by the Trump administration. The university will also issue formal apologies to every biological female competitor who lost out to a transgender competitor.
Every day I am alive on this earth I understand the vibe Tom Cruise is giving off here more and more
I have on more than one occasion watched this when I’ve been overcome with anxiety and it’s actually calmed me down. Won’t be looking into what that could mean, psychologically.
Why MAGA is so appealing to young people: - No girl likes you? It’s not your fault, force the woman to love you. - No good grades in school? Not your fault, it’s the biased teachers fault. - No good job? Not your fault, it’s the evil migrants fault. - Not understanding the…
Watching Superman: The Movie and it occurs to me that what I really need is to start calling more people a “diseased maniac.”
Beneath the blood red sky, as the nuclear ash piles on the scorched ground like snow drifts, as the weak tortured screams echo off bodies piled in our periphery remember here at the end of all things no one cares how many sweet 1/4 lb briskets you chug in 1 sitting Enjoy Arbys
Well that was an invigorating day at Hersheypark. Now to check Twitter, and- Oh… Oh no…