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@uncledoomer
what we post in life echoes in eternity
Chinese guys bragging about the Three Gorges Dam when I’m just trying to brag about my one gorgeous wife!
Sir, the last Ent has been airlifted out of the Hollow Earth. Evacuations complete 🫡
Boeing CH-47 Chinook transporting a tree.
baby boomers married and divorced three of these by age 40 and you are 35 living in an apartment with a situationship
America in the 1970s Probably afforded this lifestyle on one income
we got it all wrong, this is whose been pulling the krassensteins strings
Officially left the United States for East Asia.
"We're gonna call it 'Ghostbusters' because there's a scene where a ghost makes me bust"
"greetings stranger. one of us tells only lies, the other tells only truth"
why does this guy look like hes about to open a shop in my town that sells items that fulfill the townspeoples deepest darkest desires, but come at a terrible cost?
look, im okay with gen z doing shit like this. whatever gets them to stop looking at their phones for a while
my daughter just told me that her boyfriend and his friends will go to Costco, each get a rotisserie chicken, eat the whole thing while walking around the store, and then bring the bag of bones to the register to pay for it
this was actually entirely fake. they made up the rivalry for the movie. salieri and mozart were not just amicable working in the same field at the same time, they were friends and spoke highly of each other.
The actual biggest hater:
before everyone got porn addicted it was considered funny and cool to pose with a sign that just said "hentai"
I have been given the best Daft Punk photo ever
baby boomers with their bullshit old unrenovated shitboxes. probably want top dollar for it.
Sumela Monastery, Turkey 🇹🇷
we all got that one friend who never dresses for activities
With Finn atop Camelback in Phoenix this morning.
why are people nostalgic for shit like this? it was slop then and its indistinguishable from the slop we have now. im not particularly nostalgic for big box warehouse stores. im nostalgic for a time when we werent all taking psychic damage from our phones 24/7
slowly fading away