Vanessa Guerrero

fuck no

Now that the guy I was seeing ended things I’ve been eating cold smoked fish and onions every day. Ain’t no kissing to worry about.

I worked as a movie theater usher and I had to keep the same teens from having sex over and over again during THE LOVELY BONES.

some of you probably think this isn’t that big of a deal but it is. trust me, you don’t want to live in a world where everything you see is fake. it’s gonna damage us in ways we probably can’t even predict. push back against this shit with everything you’ve got.

Cats throw up for the pure love of the game.

TURTLE IS LAYING ON ME AGAIN NOT A DRILL

not to sound unemployed but tyler the creator unfollowed frank ocean and im gonna be sick

Whenever I’m low energy I watch the Prince and Tom Petty cover of While My Guitar Gently Weeps where Prince is pissed he didn’t make a best of guitarist list so he just SHREDS and I could lift a truck over my head.

I’m not kidding when I say that this is all happening on purpose. From the clean girl aesthetic to the music, to the tradwife trend on tiktok- this is all right wing propaganda.

so accurately shot, styled, and written like an snl sketch that i had to google it to be convinced it was real and learned that this clip doesn’t even have the most egregious lyrics in the song

My uber driver said heinous racist shit to me and when I told uber literally all they said was “thank you for telling us, we’ll reduce your chances of being paired”

I just ate a fist full of cold smoked fish and raw onions, who wants to smell my breath?

I’m doing unemployed things like eating spam and watching an entire NIN concert on YouTube at noon instead of taking a shower.

When I watched this the guy next to me covered his face with his hands and groaned and I accidentally let out an audible “hell yeah”

You don't debate fascists. The only thing ppl are doing by giving these freaks platforms is giving them a vehicle to fundraise. We have seen this happen multiple times already. Fascists should be ostracized & face accountability, not given platforms to get rich. Stop it.

There’s a three legged cat I’ve been trying to pet that hangs out in my yard and I think he’d be unstoppable with a fourth leg because he just ZOOMS.

hey if ur using ai (including grok) ur actively poisoning the people of memphis (a predominantly poc community might I add) and should be ashamed of yourself

CinemaSins has done irreparable damage to the general public and has turned the average movie-goer into the most annoying person you know and if I ever see Jeremy in the street I’m smacking the soul patch off his stupid fucking face.

My beautiful tomato plant just keeps giving me gorgeous and juicy tomatoes.