Scott Lowery
@ScottLowery94
Fluent in sarcasm. Humor is as dry as my DMs. 2-time cow college alumnus. Can always account on me. Jesus Wins. #WarEagle
29 years of being an #Auburn fan has taught me that I cannot be comfortable with this

Never knew how much I needed to see bunnies jumping on a trampoline
Stadium of the Night 🌚 🏟️ Jordan-Hare Stadium ✅ Capacity: 88,043 📍 Auburn, Alabama Home of @AuburnFootball
First wave of Nike gear has arrived. Hats/visor to follow shortly. Now y’all didn’t think I’d give up an opportunity for a vest, did you? Bring on football season. #WarEagle

This football season we need to bring back getting drunk and calling in to your team’s local radio show after the game. Such a lost art
we lowkey have salt air and the rust on your door next week
Not an Airport update, but it is hot as heck outside in case you didn't know
“We are appealing not only to the Supreme Court but to the president himself to recognize how profoundly unjust it is to scapegoat Ghislaine Maxwell for Epstein’s crimes, especially when the government promised she would not be prosecuted.” cnn.com/2025/07/28/pol…
"we" I KNOW THATS RIGHTTTTT
💬| Dallas Cowboys tight end Jake Ferguson recalls his encounter with Taylor Swift "I shook her hand, I still haven’t washed my hand. She’s so normal, She’s so nice! Not that I was expecting anything different, but like, she knew football. She was talking like, ‘We [the Chiefs]…
Every Friday: can't wait to get my life together over the next 48 hours Every Sunday: oh no
My peak performance morning routine? Coffee, toast, then enter my Microsoft Authenticator six-digit code about 500 times
how much for the one that harms them
This $199 laser pointer points out mosquitos without harming them
The iPhone alarm is so effective that you wake up before it goes off so you don't have to listen to such an unbearable noise
That is the most chonkiest fox I've ever seen 🤣