dawson🕊️

just woke up. I love my this

should I go to a birthday party for a girl missing a tooth or should I watch Tootsie on my laptop

this girl I know with vocal fry speaks 4 languages and she fries in all of them it's beautiful

I'm gonna do munchausen by proxy on a couple of my friends for the rest of summer

oomf found this in the reviews under the pizza place I live by

I love Emily Blunt's face I wanna see it everywhere

media maxxing at the movie theater by reading in my seat until it starts

asked the guy at my Indian restaurant to give me his favorite dish at his fav spice level

my phone suddenly being iOS 26 because I forgot I got drunk last month and signed up to be an apple beta tester

everything I feel returns to you somehow

you'd think we were in the Notebook

does anyone at this wedding want a guy who's hungover and has a cold and is carsick and hasn't showered in 3 days

Uber XL to cvs

falling in love with a guy via his facebook marketplace mirror listing

a lap dance on an electric chair

when people ask what kind of white I am I always make something up. sometimes I'm russian last week I was austrian this week I'm scandinavian next week I might be jewish

imagine hating me and I'm at home struggling with child locks

adding another freaky hacker chick to my inner circle

we're fighting