katie

It’s my birthday soon but I’ll never be as old as the lady from jaws

I’m in charge of the algorithm, and boy do I love inducing fretful outbursts in people with erratic capitalisation.

It's easy to be cynical about the quality of Women's Football. Regardless of its growing popularity, it will always have its knockers. And that's worth tuning in for. Right, lads? 😉

It’s Evelyn Waugh, not Stevelyn Waugh.

Sorry I’m not in charge of the algorithm #SomeoneNotedforBeingWitty #NeverHeardOfHer

Think it's high time we bring back the cunty little BT piper.

thanks everyone!

why bother tweeting me then

I don’t get the point of yours love

Yes so why bother tell me about the other tweet too? #youdoknowthat

Yes that’s actually the book I’m reading. Thanks for telling me.

The most tiresome people in the world are now telling me off

At least it didn’t go to Penne’s

Looking forward to reading Russ in Cheshire’s new book too - I’ll probably read it over one weekend. I love to give it some binge!

Ozzy Ozdied

Might read some George Eliot tomorrow, I’ve heard good things about his books.

Oh no not Alan Mak

American actor attempting exaggerated Geordie accent. Castle S08E13