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The iPhone alarm is so effective that you wake up before it goes off so you don't have to listen to such an unbearable noise
Job applications be like “how did u hear about us?” bro why, was it a secret?
I wish it was socially acceptable to join in random convos in public.
you think the itsy bitsy spider gave a fuck about the rain. no. it climbed the spout again. lock in
i love that cats slap the shit out of everything they can’t understand
April fools day is cancelled today because there’s no bigger joke than living in this generation and economy
Rappers be making u feel guilty for no reason at all "You was in the house eating dinner while I was in the streets hungry" like my fault bro
Once you start paying rent, every joke stops being funny. Life so serious rn
ever since i was a small child i knew i wanted to be indoors on the computer
Post DoorDash clarity so crazy cuz you realize you jus paid a grip for some cold french fries for a nigga to deliver it inna dirty ass car.
When you eatin with ya girl and she thinks you just rubbing her thighs but you using her pants as a napkin
There’s something fundamentally wrong with the way people interact with each other on LinkedIn