Patrick Lenton
@PatrickLenton
(he/him) Journalist.✨author✨. ‘In Spite of You’, coming out in 2025. Subscribe to 'nonsense newsletter'. Represented Key People Literary Management
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Still the funniest social media website
You’re telling me there’s a PR firm that was hired to attack Pedro Pascal?
I'm in The Guardian today with some advice for anyone thinking of writing a romantic comedy - don't get dumped during the process, really interferes with both the rom and the com unfortunately theguardian.com/commentisfree/…
the pedro pascal stuff is mostly pushed by terfs who want to paint him as a sexual predator since he's vocal about supporting trans people. and then incel twitter joined in because they can't fathom a man and woman being affectionate without wanting to fuck.
The Pedro Pascal hate campaign that suddenly sprung up over night has got to be the most obviously coordinated and botted attack I've ever seen. It's literally the Superman monkey meme incarnate
Pedro Pascal said trans people shouldn't be discriminated against and TERF's are trying to create imaginary sexual abuse allegations against him because of it
He never gets the anxiety gropes around men, does he?!
when people say that one meal of at home cooking costs something like $60 dollars i genuinely wish they’d explain what they’re cooking because this is just impossible
eating at home costing $60 with time and labor and eating outside costing $56.78. alright.
Wrong
The fact that this is the most famous silhouette in the world.
I use em dashes SO much, one of the many reasons I will travel back in time to kill the inventor of AI
I’m so mad that people associate em dashes with AI now. They were learning from the writers 😭😭😭 we did it first 😭😭😭
No CBB????????????
Here's how we chose the 100 best podcasts of all time 🎧 time.com/7303677/how-we…
charlie kirk is a podcaster mind you
We need more electricians and less sociology majors.
"I don't care about rapists, I care about hurting trans children" is the most perfect distillation of the anti trans movement possible
Megyn Kelly: "I don't care about Trump getting handsy with somebody 20 years ago. I want someone who will close the border and someone who will keep boys out of my daughter's sports, which he has."
the way no one gaf about what they were doing is taking me out😭
when gen z are like "you don't owe anyone anything", I'm like "tell that to the figure wreathed in flame and shadow I met at the crossroads 'pon midnight, who granted me three wishes in exchange for my immortal soul"
Can anyone think of any films or tv shows that prominently feature a very well behaved dog? Bonus points for action type films
TERFs going after Pedro Pascal by trying to say Sarah Paulson (his best friend) is creeped out by him lol
Question for men: you can tell how uncomfortable she is, right? Like, you can read her facial expression and interpret her body language can't you?