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kind of obsessed with this spam email’s gall

yeah :)

big huge wide mind takes unfolding over on bluesky

just opened a sachet of wet cat food to feed the creatures and it sprayed all over my eyes and mouth. TGIF

I'm not reading all that. Sanction Israel and stop enriching Israel. Free Palestine. Long live Palestine.

question for the masses that has arisen while playing death stranding 2. do you guys think anyone has ever done a motion-captured cock and balls

really amazing shape for an animal to be

OKAY! THIS IS INSANE BUT! did anyone else read an article this month where the MH370 crash was blamed on russia and case closed? i swear to fucking GOD i read this but now cannot find ANYTHING and im losing my MIND!!!!!!!

“The rise in autistic self-identification with rigid lists of behaviours and “symptoms” is at odds with the utopian intentions of the neurodiversity movement.” Clem Bastow and Ali Schnabel on online neurodiversity in late capitalism. overland.org.au/2025/07/beyond…

i recently had one of my own tissue samples carbon dated and the results show that i am over 7 million years old… #girlboss

everyone must pay the bathroom toll to the bathroom guardian

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gave in around 4:30 this afternoon

[gif of woman clicking computer mouse contentedly]

I am a gen z Vietnam vet. Yes we exist. 😜

i enjoy watching the tour de france mountain climb torture stages because it makes me so so happy that that’s something i’m not doing and will never have to do

I wish vodka martinis hydrated you and didn’t get you hammered

i was built for apartment living because i was raised in a home where my every move and sound was documented and criticised and so as an adult i live in an extremely aware state of being perceived. if my downstairs neighbours get upset with me i will kill myself