Ashley Reese
@offbeatorbit
Writer. Widow. Worrywart. Hates mint chocolate. Got the girlies pressed. #fuckcancer 💌 BAD BRAIN newsletter ↴
i get it
Obsessed with this snake that only has like 1.5 seconds of fighting in him
it’s always a little surprising to me how many ppl are cocteau twins fans but dont like enya
LMFAOOOOO
WHITE HOUSE REFUSES TO DENY TRUMP'S NAME APPEARS IN EPSTEIN FILES — RTRS
they’re introducing new 13 year old pop stars that have the design of a throwaway 30 rock character every day now
Jessie Murph performs “1965” on ‘The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.’
me but with last year’s jean shorts that don’t fit anymore
Jalen Hurts asked why he didn’t wear his Super Bowl ring: “I’ve moved on to the new year. It’s as simple as that.”
the way people talk about rap on there is fucking insane
.@JDVance
Exclusive: The Justice Department told President Trump in May that his name is among many in the Epstein files on.wsj.com/4mcTIKV
Me reading my old tweets
Francesca Scorsese says her father, Martin Scorsese, sometimes watches his films as though he’s never seen them before: “Something will happen and he’ll be like, ‘Ha! That’s great.’ And I’m like, ‘You literally made this.’”
100% true, I didn't even know there was another perspective that I was missing until I left Jewish school, it was literally just the Holocaust ---> we're the underdogs ---> we fought hard and won Israel ---> they hate us for it but we're resilient
At my Jewish primary school & cheder, we were taught not only that Arab lives were worth less than Jewish ones, but that "Palestinians" didn't exist. Anyone who denies this is commonplace within Jewish communities is lying. Watch the film 'Israelism'.
temu amy winehouse
Jessie Murph performs “1965” on ‘The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.’
i’m going to watch dexter just to figure out what this guys problem is
me wondering why Pedro Pascal never has “anxiety” around his male co-workers
you'd end up waiting 45 min for a driver if this launched in NYC lol
Uber to begin piloting a program next month in LA, San Francisco & Detroit that allows women to request female drivers & passengers. Users are not guaranteed their preference, but their odds will increase.
Canadian Conservatives getting negatively polarized against the monarchy via Trump-driven Americophilia remains one of the funniest political developments of recent years
Alberta does not need a king. Kings are not democratic. True principles, honest work, integrity, strong families and communities, these create freedom and prosperity. Not kings.
yall are eating dolphin forehead
120 piece McNugget for $5
Took what I thought was initiative at work and instead ended up getting reprimanded