Mischief

-Writes rape fantasy about Pedro Pascal -Claims Pedro Pascal is the weirdo What in the actual fuck is wrong with these people?

Cast Alan Ritchson for B. J. Blazkowicz

Real footage of me watching Avengers Doomsday when the Russo Brothers butcher the only good version of Namor ever created just to do a "haha sexual harassment funny" bit every single time him and Sue share screen time:

I can't believe they made a whole movie about some random ass characters from Marvel Rivals called the "Fantastic Four". Not even a year out from release and we already have a film adaptation. Truly insane

🚨GHISLAINE MAXWELL IS SEEKING A PARDON FROM TRUMP PER HER LAWYER

Fun fact, the inner demon spirit that spawns if you die while at max madness in Wuchang Fallen Feathers is a neutral NPC which means you can make it fight enemies for you.

For anyone worried about Wuchang Fallen Feathers just being "another gooner game", it's not one. There are simply low-armor, high-agility builds, as is typical of practically every other Soulslike

The blue checkmark Twitter bots are now trying to claim Pedro Pascal is a DEI hire as if he doesn't have one of the most easily verifiable rises to fame in the industry. Seems like the Luthor Monkeys need rebooting. Their chatgpt script is starting to loop from other topics lmao

I've played a decent amount of Wuchang Fallen Feathers and as someone who doesn't usually care for soulslikes, this is definitely one of the best out there. It's a real shame that performance is as bad as it is due to insane VRAM usage because it's genuinely a phenomenal game

and people wonder why i speak so much about being anti generative ai. this is terrifying and it’s only going to get worse

"That's a nice argument. Unfortunately, I have depicted you as Lex Luthor's pocket dimension monkey and myself as the composed chad Chimpanzee"

It's going to be a field day on Twitter when Luna Snow inevitably joins the MCU as a mutant and ends up with the X-Men

How Dr. Doom feels after stealing Lex Luthor's playbook and using pocket-dimension monkeys to smear Pedro Pascal during his Fantastic Four debut:

"Make no mistake, Pedro Pascal had us all fooled. His great acting and closeness with his costars was just his way of grooming everyone into his secret harem without us realising it."

It's clobbering time