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Another trap throwback - Dungeon Crawl. Fun for the whole party! 😍 #dnd #dungeonsanddragons #osr #ttrpg

I've been married 30 years. When we got married, we agreed that as the husband, I would make all the big decisions and my wife would make all the small decisions. It's worked out great! I'm just surprised there have never been any big decisions.

Someone just honked to get me out of my parking spot faster… So now, I have to sit here until both of us are dead

Today would have been my dad’s 92nd birthday. In years past I would have come to this house & had dinner with he, my mom, my sister & my brother to celebrate. There would have been coconut cake with candles. He LOVED coconut cake & I HATE it. It was always a running joke every…

I'm not crying, you're crying 🧵 1) Never have I read anything better than this

I’m convinced the ones who wait around… Waiting for partners to change. Waiting for friends to finally show up differently. Are the same ones who waited for their parents to be better. To love better. To show up better. They learned young to sit in hope. To hold onto potential.…

told my husband to take my dog to get a modern haircut, and he brought my dog home like this

Those who talk about it haven't. Those who don't talk about it have.

Did you know? The “M” on top of a McGriddle represents the first letter of McDonalds which is “M”

Proposals and Weddings 1. She didn't even look at the ring.. Bro won at life

It's a 3-minute walk from my house to the bar. And it's a 30-minute walk from the bar to my house. The difference is simply staggering!

Moms are the best ~ A thread🧵 1. Mother of the year 😂

My hot wife (as far as you know, who happens to look exactly like the beautiful and talented Sophie Lloyd) wanted to remind everyone that it’s Music Monday

There's a Pizza Hut in North Carolina that is untouched by time; red cups for beverages, light fixtures, jukebox, table cloths, and even has the salad bar oh my god

Def true 4 me 😮‍💨

I'm so confused when people don't drink coffee. What do you do? Get an appropriate amount of sleep? Nerd.

This is so accurate!! They just love to catch you speeding in the south! 🚨🚨

If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean that… Cause I will move to a secluded area in the woods away from everyone 🤣

I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus, but geometry is where I draw the line.

Hey kids, did you know that before the internet it was widely accepted that stupidity was caused by the lack of access to information? We now have all the information at our fingertips and people are still dumb as fuck 😭