Sarah Sizzle

Good morning from Ohio!🇺🇸

I like my coffee like I like my humor. Dark, bitter, and sometimes a little too much for some people.

You know you're getting old when you look at the clock to see if it's late enough to go to bed. Goodnight x fam.

Being a little older, I'm very fortunate to have someone call and check on me every day. He is from India and is very concerned about my car warranty.

I like to make lists. I also like to leave them on the kitchen counter and then guess what's on the list while I'm at the store.

Do you honestly think Obama will be arrested?

Today's moderately acceptable behavior will be brought to you by coffee.

Good morning from Ohio!🇺🇸

I require an unusual amount of silence everyday.

Call me crazy, but I love seeing people happy and succeeding. Life is a journey, not a competition.

How was work?

Illinois, wtf are you doing?

I wonder how the people who swallowed Obama’s kool-aid think it tastes now. Bitter, yet?

Good morning from Ohio! (for now)🇺🇸

I'm so confused when people don't drink coffee. What do you do? Get an appropriate amount of sleep? Nerd.

I no longer dislike Mondays, I'm mature now. I dislike the whole week.

Be safe and have a great night x fam