The Mayor From Jaws
@OvertCanadian
Attempt number 3, this time without insulting Jimmy Kimmel
A fun quirk on this is people in Canada trying to bring their dogs everywhere but being stopped because you CAN ask for proof of a service animal in Canada.
A Trader Joe’s employee once told me they can’t really do anything but whenever one of those dogs barks she liked to rush over and asks if they need her to call 911 because their service dog is alerting, and I think that’s a very funny way to make these people feel bad.
How is she managing to do Amy Winehouse blackface?
Jessie Murph performs “1965” on ‘The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.’
New frontiers in foreign bodies getting stuck in rectums.
Japanese design firm Kenji Abe has designed a glass beer bottle that you can stick into the sand on the beach
Yessir
Whenever a movie has a mayor as a character I’m like oh here we go. Here’s the mayor
Every journalist: This lil piece is taking forever but it WILL be a masterpiece…send hugs :/ Finished article: Even the mere amazing flavor of the tantalizing food, entices one to eat it. And believe it or not, that delicious journey from plate to mouth, is only the beginning.
End of the American half century
BREAKING: The White House says President Trump is likely going to fire Fed Chair Powell soon.
You might think that's a tiny fine, but it's actually the maximum allowable under the CBA.
"Oilsands giant Suncor has been fined $5,000 for burying known habitat for bank swallows during mining operations in northern Alberta three years ago." That'll learn them! #abpoli cbc.ca/news/canada/ed…
A coworker is talking with a much younger guy and she showed me some texts he sent that are 100% chat gpt and she had no idea.
Rfk should legalize research chemicals so I can go across the border and buy Trevogrumab at a shady pharmacy.
Every reply is people completely ignoring the quote and the meaning of it and saying "uhhh, the Dems didn't have the votes"
NEWS: I just got the name struck off this bill with a move on the floor of the Senate. It is no longer named “One Big Beautiful Bill.” The bill is a BIG, UGLY BETRAYAL of the American people by the Republicans. And the American people will remember it.
NEWS: I just got the name struck off this bill with a move on the floor of the Senate. It is no longer named “One Big Beautiful Bill.” The bill is a BIG, UGLY BETRAYAL of the American people by the Republicans. And the American people will remember it.
I should be allowed to tell people to kill themselves on here. It's not bullying, it's useful life advice.
Every time I get the notification that a subscription was automatically paid for its like being stabbed 5000 times in the back
A Canadian remake of silence of the lambs would never work because Clarice can't be on horseback for the entire movie.