Thomas White
@len0killer
Slave to the rhythm @PendejoTime
They still let my dawg in the bar cause he’s a registered cervix animal
Man the Internet is crazy, we really ALL got molested by Hulk Hogan 😂🤷♂️
Every guy who’s ever sold me bad weed has an infant on his Snapchat story tonight
My lady asked to look something up on my phone and it was just sweet potato biscuit recipes on there
New @PendejoTime free video episode with @MikeBirnigglia and @jtsmelly youtu.be/nLRbFGxntJw Premium with @len0killer and @realonlineboy coming soon
Schultz and Portnoy…let’s iron this out. You two gentlemen, myself, a damn good bottle of bourbon. And one suicide pact the world will never forget
Let the invasive lanternflies live. This kingdom is not mine or yours to rule
Love it when a billionaire’s feel-good backstory is just “He used to work for hours on end at a job!”
Me and my boys have been slap boxing Don Lemon for 20+ hours
You need to be getting hurt in the gym all the time
Coach just left his underwear in the gym bathroom 😂 #SwiperGang
I need a hand everyone. These 3 showed up in June with no mom, and I'm fostering them now. However, the one I'm holding in the pic needs its leg amputated. Between that, the first shots, getting them fixed etc it's expensive. Any help would be appreciated. I put my info in a pic
Anthony Bourdain as a fly: Life is short. Leave some fruit on the counter. Open the windows, let the flies in. Open the doors, let flies into the rooms. Let flies in through doors and windows.
Show some respect for the airline, Dean. Final warning
Hey @JetBlue when you fuck up try to have some decent customer service. You ruin our night and act like we owe you something. Fuck you