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@DEEP_RED_BELLS
author of 'cooking slugs for dinner' and 'cooking dinner for slugs'
The thrift store record bin is awesome if you’re really into Engelbert Humperdinck and the soundtrack to Doctor Zhivago
Driving the wheelchair van at work today. She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro
here's all 55 pages mostly archive.org/details/matchb…
Got the whole thing scanned (55 pages), i'll put it on Archive later today
You wanna talk safe money? The only thing that's safe, solid gold bars, just like from looney tunes
you do come to understand why Gawker had to publish it
RIP to hulk hogan the only person to say the N Word and complain about having diarrhea from sushi during their sex tape
This job takes me places I wouldn't go with a gun (because they won't let me carry a gun)
What's fun about my job is that most of the time it's pretty mundane and every now and then I get to experience this
It would probably be the funniest thing ever if Donald Trump successfully paid hush money to like 80 million people at once
TRUMP: CONSIDERING REBATE CHECKS FOR LOW-INCOME AMERICANS
