James, The Prophet of Assholes
@LordOfFuckery
Sentient Red Flag.
I don't have feelings, I have a "fucks to give" scale.
This is beyond disrespectful and the creators of South Park should be ashamed and fired by Paramount. I understand the need to satirize things & get your jokes off or whatever but there should be a line. Like is it really necessary or acceptable to disrespect Satan like this?
Where you gonna have them go? Here's a thought, fix the core problem. A real leader would, but alas we got this mofo.
🚨 BREAKING: President Trump is signing an executive order to force cities to REMOVE “vagrant individuals from our streets” and “restoring order to American cities,” per WH official FINALLY. Our streets need to be cleaned up! Trump is ordering his cabinet officials to…
An elderly Italian man living alone in New Jersey wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was challenging work, since the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:…
autistic people be like “wow the weather is perfect today!!”
Makes sense that the internet used to scream when we got online
Someone gave me a prompt to do a deadly sin, I couldn't decide on one. wattpad.com/1562416411-the…
The way the world is going, it'll take all of Bruce Campbell's characters to save us.
I wish my kids got as excited for chores as they do showing us their poops.
I'm not really into the whole friendship upon your convenience type of thing. I'm just gonna ignore that.
In honor of our great one Ozzy, I shall speak only in mumbles. Here is when he saved the world from both evil and Adam Sandler.
Now that Ozzy is dead my money is on Keith Richards surviving the apocalypse.
Mofos complaining about her cooking in comments while they eat their hungry man tv dinners.
Fellas, what's your reaction if you come home to this after a long day at work?
Schrödinger's Plates: They are both broken and not broken until you open the door.
I wonder if I can put blowjobs as a skill on my resume
Some women may as well just grow a dick with the misogyny that comes out of their mouths
All Abrahamic religions are political projects. They center around control, why there are so many rules. A religious tree rooted in spiritual imprisonment.
Muslims are not a race. Criticising Islam isn't racist. Islam is an unreformed religion and Islam is also a political project. Islamophobia is a made up word, designed to shield Islam from criticism. In a free society, everything is up for debate.