Vivian
@suchnerve
shrieking, incandescent ball of rage trapped inside the body of a terminally-online leftist nympho woman, all wrapped up in a veneer of brazen shitposting
i don’t “struggle” with autism. i succeed at autism. i am the best at it.
lazy and busy people would probably love to find out that they wouldn’t have to dust ANYWHERE near as often if they had air purifiers
Gen Z dunks being recycled from Millennial dunks is gonna make it really funny when Gen Z repeats the same talking points about Gen Alpha
UPS & FedEx basing their delivery time estimates on a properly-staffed driver workforce despite knowing full well they’re understaffing as much they can get away with (so cool that you have to wait by the door all day if a package is sensitive to the weather or is pricy/unique)
I wish politicians faced even a quantifiable fraction of the scrutiny a private citizen with no power faces on a day to day basis.
What's crazy is even politicians aren't actually held to any standards
Big day for people with poor reading comprehension, who don’t understand words like “stated goals” and “whether or not you believe it’s true”
“Can someone explain to me why being a fascist is unacceptable, but openly being a communist is perfectly fine?” Because whether or not you believe it’s true, communism’s stated goal is to get people’s basic needs met, whereas fascism’s stated goal is to hurt and control people.
the je ne sais quoi of getting called annoying by a tweet with a “Follow Back” button on it
“overmorrow,” like “mayn’t” (“may not,” used for a denial of permission rather than “can’t” being a denial of ability), really should be more popular
it’s wild that the english language doesn’t have a word for the day after tomorrow like how
(trying to explain autism discourse) okay so imagine a burger,
maybe if i phrased it like this? “Americans often like cheeseburgers” does not mean “Everyone who likes cheeseburgers is an American” nor does it mean “If you don’t like cheeseburgers, you cannot be an American”
having poor reading comprehension isn’t a character flaw, but it IS a character flaw to get mad at text for something it doesn’t even say because you refuse to be humble enough to accept your own inability to understand
why is nobody talking about what an expression of trust it is to intentionally annoy a loved one