Lawyer Cat*
@LawyerCat_
Litigation partner. BigLaw escapee. Divorced dad. RTs = the unanimous view of all lawyers everywhere.
I learned a lot in BigLaw, but leaving was one of the best decisions I ever made.
Law schools have everyone convinced that personal injury lawyers are shady ambulance chasers, and Biglaw is some kind of Rolex-wearing Illuminati. Meanwhile, PI attorneys are suing Uber, clocking out by lunch, and never panic-emailing about the misspelled footnotes on page 30 of…
Sorry buddy
Does the HDMI cord have the most dominant run of any cord ever? #Witness
Alex Padilla after being removed from the DHS briefing:
If that’s what they do to a United States Senator with a question, imagine what they do to farm workers, day laborers, cooks, and the other nonviolent immigrants they are targeting in California and across the country. Or any American that dares to speak up. I will not stop…
I remember doing this with my father as a kid. He’d say “Andrew, grab the hot dogs and a Molotov cocktail” then we’d light someone’s Chevrolet Cavalier on fire and build great memories.
ABC News reporting on the LA riots: It’s “just a bunch of people having fun watching cars burn.” You don’t hate the media enough
Barely a week ago, we all attended a funeral for my brother’s son. Today, my brother was hit and killed by a wrong-way driver. He left behind a wife and four surviving children. It will be their second funeral in less than a month. Hug the ones you love.
Just kidding!
Breaking News: Acts of sabotage caused a power outage in France that briefly disrupted the Cannes Film Festival, the authorities said. nyti.ms/43J07XL
The Bri'ish are once again defeated by mild spring temperatures
A retired federal judge just called me “Dude” in a mediation. Achievement unlocked.
